Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Do you know ICE CUBE are tasteless?
Today is the funniest day(excluding Thursday and Friday).
Today is going to be a VERY long post.BM! Cikgu Ho was singing with his stomach, heart, throat, nose and brain.
There were two funny things.
Okay, so we learned the peribahasa, "Berpatah arang berkerat rotan".
So, he told us a funny story.
His story...
'Bang Yew is the husband of Anastar. He has a "perempuan simpanan", Eunice. Eunice is the Indonesian woman. Anastar, who went to Hong Kong, came back earlier, and saw Bang Yew and Eunice in the bed, NAKED!. So, Anastar, naik angin, all the smoke come out, then naik darah, and lastly naik minyak. Anastar went to slap Eunice and they start slapping each other and pulling each other's hair. So, Anastar divorce with Bang Yew, Anastar said, "Kita tidak ada hubungan lagi, berpatah arang berkerat rotan.". Bang Yew replied, "You are my heart, you are my soul, you are my sun, you are my moon, you are my STAR, you are my ANASTAR." Eunice said, "Never mind. It's better if you are separated. So, we can..... Band Yew said, "You are just an Indonesian woman! Who cares about you? I got another woman, Angel Liew." Habis cerita'
Story ended.
I was like laughing non-stop.
The other funny thing was...He said this'During Teacher's Day, we are going to have a performance. So, Gina, can you be Cikgu(Florinda) Goh? You just act as her lah. You wear the wig, etc. We are going to say a pantun, "Cikgu Goh, guru yang dedikasi, selalu masuk ke kelas degan rotan besi." '
Gina doesn't want to be Cikgu Goh.
Too bad!
During English, we did Literature.
We act out scenes.
Haha!
So fun!
The first scene was about Oliver knocking into Monks.
Bryan was Oliver, while Clement was Monks.
The scene was done several times, but failed.
Miss Au had to say so many, "Cut!", "Scene 1, action!"
So, Bryan was switched to Samuel, a good actor.
Samuel did a great job, acting so well.
Clement too!
The second scene was about Oliver dreaming Monks and Fagin talking.
I was Fagin, who only need to say 4 words.
Lucky me!
Ryan was monks.
And, Bang Yew was Oliver.
All Oliver need to do was sleep.
Ryan was like halfway, then, "Eh, eh, eh"
Where as, Bang Yew didn't even shout when it was his turn.
It failed several times.
So, Ryan was replaced with Chun Shian.
It failed again, cause Bang Yew didn't shout.
So, Bang Yew was replaced with Benny.
This time, Chun Shian and Benny didn't do a great job.
So, Samuel replaced Benny, and Clement replaced Chun Shian.
Clement didn't use the book, and it turn out to be like, "I will always remember you. You knocked me at the pub leh."
Everyone laughed.
Then the second time, he said, "I will never forget you, you knock me into the pub."
It was funny though.
The third time, he followed the book and succeed, but Clement and I ran before Samuel get to scream.
And Samuel, was like, "Mamamia! AHHHHHHHHHHH!"
LOL, he shouted.
The fourth time, he turned into, "Yo, yo, yo yo. AHHHHHHHHHH!"
During PJK, Bryan, Joshua and me were like walking to where the "canteen ppl" normally sit and rest.
So, we knew two ppl's name.
Angel(a man) a.k.a Westlife.
And the other one was a woman, Persona.
So we get to knew all of them.
Westlife, Persona, Duyung, Jessica, Teenager, Erika and Kasut.
LOL!
And we reserved 6 roti canai(s) for tomorrow!
We played volleyball.
House v.s house.
Red, 1st, Blue, 2nd and Yellow, 3rd.
- this big city life;
2:39 AM
